I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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