Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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