My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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