If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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