and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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