And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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