Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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