i just made my gag reflex go away.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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