I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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