No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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