do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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