My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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