Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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