it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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