ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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