you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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