Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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