she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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