He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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