You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
