I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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