I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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