its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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