What a fucking waste of an outfit
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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