I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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