Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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