Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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