what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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