I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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