do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Randomize
