Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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