He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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