I love black thongs
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
YAS. BRING CRAB.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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