I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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