i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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