They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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