maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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