I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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