Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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