I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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