He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
