we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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