Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Boobs are out for the taking
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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