So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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