..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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