Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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