i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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