Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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