is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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