Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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